Ma’am P to male MRR student: How do you know Joey Ayala? Because you’re old?
Student: No, because I like him.
Ma’am P: You like him? You mean his songs.
Sir M asks class: So besides the need for another elective, why did you take this class?
D: Because some people said the prof is aesthetically pleasing.
L: Shhh, secret lang dapat iyan, D. Journalists never reveal their sources!
Ma’am P to Classmate S, a female graduate student: How old are you? Are you in your 20’s?
S: Oh! No, I’m 40.
Sir A to male student: You shed tears?
Student: Opo, pag gabi.
Sir A: Interesting.
Sir A: Napaka-hiwaga ng buhay.
S receives chocolate from a suitor for her birthday.
S hides chocolate in bag.
R: Ay. Kala ko she-share mo.
Sir D: Sa klase ko, bawal maging biktima. Pero pwede maging salarin.
Sir D on former student, who sat in during class: Iyang si ____, pinag-aagawan ‘yan ng mga babae. Akala ko nga dati, paminta yan. Hindi pala. Pumapatol pala sa tao.