Sir P, after a passionate lecture on Nietzsche: You can see that he’s very close to my heart. He’s actually on my left armpit.
Sir P: That was a joke.
Class: :)) … o_o
“Aquarius” on her frustrations with her love life or lack thereof: I know I’m assertive but I secretly want to be subdued!
“A” after seeing statues of giraffes in a village park: Wow, ang sarap sakyan!
M: Paano mo sasakyan? Sa haba ng hayop na yan?
(Guy selling tickets for a concert sponsored by his org)
Kuya: Kapag pinanuod niyo si Gary V. sa Araneta Coliseum, P400 ang tiket. Tapos sobrang layo mo pa sa gen ad. Dito sa UP Fair, P90 lang, pwede ka nang matalsikan ng laway ni Gary!