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Overheard on the first week of class

12 Nov

Ma’am P to male MRR student: How do you know Joey Ayala? Because you’re old?

Student: No, because I like him.

Ma’am P: You like¬†him? You mean his songs.


Sir M asks class: So besides the need for another elective, why did you take this class?

D: Because some people said the prof is aesthetically pleasing.

L: Shhh, secret lang dapat iyan, D. Journalists never reveal their sources!


Ma’am P to Classmate S, a female graduate student: How old are you? Are you in your 20’s?

S: Oh! No, I’m 40.

Class: O.O


Sir A to male student: You shed tears?

Student: Opo, pag gabi.

Sir A: Interesting.


Sir A: Napaka-hiwaga ng buhay.


S receives chocolate from a suitor for her birthday.

Everyone: Awwww.

S hides chocolate in bag.

R: Ay. Kala ko she-share mo.


Sir D: Sa klase ko, bawal maging biktima. Pero pwede maging salarin.


Sir D on former student, who sat in during class: Iyang si ____, pinag-aagawan ‘yan ng mga babae. Akala ko nga dati, paminta yan. Hindi pala. Pumapatol pala sa tao.