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Legendary sorry excuses

10 Oct

From the one and only Barney Stinson.

[  ] It is a habit.
[  ] I am a naturally selfish person.
[  ] I didn't know if it bothered you.
[  ] I was     a) hungry       b) lonely       c) intoxicated
[  ] I thought it would be funny.  
[  ] You were never supposed to know.  
[✓] It was my evil twin.